Wednesday, December 29, 2010


I'm not much of a fan of the holidays. Seriously, you get fat, dehydrated from the turkey or ham, and you have to buy people presents. Buying presents is a son of a bitch. Every time, I just wish that I could get people gift cards so they can get whatever the hell they want, but apparently, that's a no-no. Why? I really don't know. I would prefer getting gift cards instead of returning the crap that I don't want for store credit. How many neckties does a guy really need? I got four neckties this year. They're all black, and it makes me feel like someone's going to die.

I also got like three copies of Inception, and I was like, "Oooh, maybe I could have a cool blog contest and the three winners will get a copy of that movie!" Then I forgot, and I gave the Blu-Rays away, so my bad.

I really don't have much to say at the moment, because I'm not in the best of moods lately. Must be the man-rag, eh? Anyway, I hope you guys had a good holiday!


  1. I can't believe your boss found your blog. That is pretty much my worst nightmare thanks to that one time I wrote about his butt and bald head.

    ps. I give gift cards as chrismas gifts. I'm a rebel like that. I'm also a ninja, but that's a story for another time.

  2. I get the whole "gift cards are so impersonal" thing, but I'm with you. I'd rather get those so I can buy things I'd like rather than have to hastily come up with actual ideas for people for things I may not really want.

    I'm sorry that you haven't been in a great mood lately, but I hope you were able to have a decent Christmas. The new year is just around the corner; chances are good that things will only get better next year, right?

  3. If my boss found my blog and somehow I didn't get fired...I'd quit. *shudder*

    Hope 2011 is kinder to you.

  4. I'll miss your other blog. Sorry to hear your boss found it. I am running the risk of my boss doing the same, so I'll be catching up on reading some new stuff later! Happy New Year!

  5. 4 fucking neckties?? Who buys guys neckties??
    You know what's a fail safe? Booze. Well unless they're Mormon and in that case I would give them a gift card too.

  6. I'm kind of happy that Google did this, as otherwise I wouldn't have been able to keep reading (did not sign into Blogger for a week and so did not read your last post on your other blog), but you should probably have a heads up that the post is cached.
    So, heads up.
    I'm sure your boss will only find it if he is crazy.
    Or subscribed to you.
    And really really persistent.
    Either way, please don't disappear again, I quite like having mostly pretentious-less people to read on my blog roll.

  7. Nevermind, the cache link doesn't work anymore! Happy holidays indeed :-)